Man,
time flies when you are having fun. In case you have forgotten, after
two summers of driving at least 19,000 miles to have a hot dog at
each of the 30 MLB ballparks, I took last summer off and watched A
LOT of games on MBLTV (which is totally worth the price by the way).
I designed a hot dog for each team/stadium that somehow depicted
their personality. Sometimes it was a player that inspired me,
sometimes the team name or their location. I would then eat that hot
dog while watching them on MLBTV (did I mention it is well worth the
price?). I called it the Virtual Baseball Tour, or VBT for short.
I
intended to be finished by the end of the regular season. But like
some writers get writer's block, hot dog creators can also get wiener
block. I moved the deadline to the end of post season play, then the
new year, and then to the start of the 2017 season. And I am proud
and embarrassed to say that, after moving the deadline several times,
I/we have finished our VBT. A hot dog creation and a beer pairing for
the same are in the archives of this blog. All you have to do is
scroll backwards. Here is a reminder of the dog delicacies in case
you have forgotten (in the order they were posted):
Pittsburgh
Pirates-The Willie Stargell
Toronto
Blue Jay-The Pizza Dog
San
Francisco Giants-The Golden Gate Dog
Chicago
White Sox-The Zloty Dog
St
Louis Cardinals-The Hill Dog
Detroit
Tigers-The Delhi Dog
Los
Angeles Dodgers-The Vin Scully
Oakland
A's-The BART Dog
Chicago
Cubs-The Underdog
Colorado
Rockies-The Mile High Dog
Arizona
Diamondbacks-The Snotty Sonoran
San
Diego Padres-The Poor Man's Surf and Turf
Tampa
Bay Rays-The Cool Ray Dog
Minnesota
Twins-The Double Dog Dare Dog
Cincinnati
Reds-The Breakfast of Champions Dog
Cleveland
Indians-The Ricky Vaughn
Milwaukee
Brewers-The Beer Brat Dog
Miami
Marlins-The Big Fish Dog
New
York Mets-The Big Apple
Baltimore
Orioles-The Sponge Bob
Seattle
Mariners-The Sushi Dog
Boston
Red Sox-The Green Monster
Los
Angeles Angels-All Dogs Go to Heaven
Washington
Nationals-The Politician
Houston
Astros-The Apollo 13
Philadelphia
Phillies-The Balboa Dog
Kansas
City Royals-The Meat Bomb
New
York Yankees-The Fugetaboutit
Atlanta
Braves-The Dixie Dog
Texas
Rangers-The Nolan Ryan
I had
a lot of fun creating these dogs, I hope you tried at least a few. If
not, the recipes live forever in cyberspace on this blog.
That
makes two trips to all 30 MLB ballparks in two consecutive summers,
not to mention a TON of minor league stadiums. Then the summer of the
VBT. What's next? I will continue to update you on hot dog happenings
in and around all of baseball. There is always new and crazy dog
coming out. And I have a serious backlog of Hot Dog Hotspots to get
out to you. I am also planning an April minor league road trip mainly
in the Carolinas and surrounding area. If you live near a ballpark in
the southeast, drop me a line and maybe we can catch some action at
the diamond together. Or you can introduce me to the best hot dog in
your town. Oh, and I will be catching some Grapefruit League spring
training games in Florida in late March.
But as
of first pitch for the regular season I will be a broken man. It's a
really cool thing to say that you have caught a game at EVERY major
league ballpark. But when the 2017 season opens, I will have only
been to 29 of 30. The Atlanta Braves are setting up shop in new digs
called Sun Trust Park this season. I have one chance to catch a game
there on my road trip: April 19. But with it being a new ballpark and
early in the season, it will be tough to get a ticket without having
to sell a kidney. But hey, I have two kidneys and only really need
one, so it's possible. Atlanta Braves, if you are listening, do a
brother a solid and sell me a ticket for under $30. I am not picky
about seat location.
So
here's to a great 2017 season. There's new grass on the field and
baseball has never been better. But it is ALWAYS better when watched
with a dog in your hand.
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