I
finally got around to it. After several years of running around the
country rating hot dogs, I finally sampled the vaunted COSTCO hot
dog. I cannot tell you how many hundreds of people who, after finding
out I was the hot dog guy, asked if I had tried the dog at the bulk
buyer's mecca.
I am
not a COSTCO member, so I never had an opportunity. Plus, I rarely
buy in bulk so a membership would not be in my best interest. I
thought about just asking if I could buy a dog in their cafeteria,
surely a man with my wiener wherewithal could open that door. But, I
never got around to it. COSTCO it seemed, would always be there so
why rush it.
Suddenly,
just like the arrival of the deadline for filing income tax, it was
upon me: an opportunity to gain access to a COSTCO and grab a dog. I
was tagging along for some shopping and a stop at the giant
wholesaler was in the schedule. While my companions snapped up deals,
I saddled up to the cafeteria counter and ordered what everyone had
been raving about: the COSTCO hot dog meal. It is a quarter pound dog
on a bun. You also get an empty cup to fill at the fountain drink
dispenser. The hot dog condiments (mustard, relish and onions) are in
the seating area. All of this for the awesome price of $1.50.
It is
a hefty dog, I will give them that. Add a generous portion of all
three condiments and you got a pretty big dog there. I was ready to
bite in and experience the nirvana that so many before me had
enjoyed.
Apparently,
COSTCO used to use Hebrew National franks for their dogs. Now, they
use their own brand called Kirkland. Being a Hebrew National fanboy,
I had high expectations for a frank that could displace my beloved HN
all-beef meat torpedo. The texture of the dog was firm and tasted
decent. Slightly salty, as a hot dog should be. The bun was fresh,
the condiments acceptable. Although, I do think COSTCO made a mistake
replacing the HN frank.
All in
all, eating the COSTCO hot dog was sort of like the first time I had
sex: I was expecting so much more, and it was over in a few minutes.
At least I remember the hot dog's name.
Now
that I have been to the hot dog holy land and returned, I can say
that the whole COSTCO hot dog experience was...meh. A decent dog.
What I think gets everyone excited is the deal. This is a big dog (I
could only eat about 80% of it), and a drink for a buck and a half.
That is a steal. If you are looking for a cheap lunch that involves a
hot dog, it doesn't bet much better than that.
I am
glad I finally checked that off of my hot dog bucket list. Given
another opportunity, and if I was trapped inside of COSTCO while
others shopped and was hungry, I'd do it again. But I won't be
applying for membership any time soon.
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