The
hot dog? Not so much. Firstly, I had a hard time finding the
specialty dog. Like many teams, they do a poor job of advertising the
over-the-top dog that should have you drooling just by word of mouth
from other fans. I did find it, it is in the cleverly named
“bandstand” area of the ballpark. Their premiere entry's name?
The Hot Dog. Hard to create a buzz with a moniker that mundane.
I was
excited to try it though, it boasts a Porter Road Butcher frank (a
local Nashville company), Yazoo mustard, pickled onions and peach
relish. It sounded really interesting. I love it when teams source
locally, and had never heard of peach relish. I couldn't wait to bite
in. And then I did. I hate to say it, but is was really one of the
worst hot dogs I have had at a ballpark. I wanted it to be fantastic,
and it wasn't even good. Sorry Nashville, I call 'em as I see 'em.
This
dog could be saved. Firstly, it needs a new name. Secondly, and most
importantly, it needs a new frank. I thought the Porter Road Butcher
frank was a veggie dog or something. The taste, the texture...it was
all wrong. I recommend replacing it with a Hebrew National. HN is
tastey, recognized by all fans, and likely less expensive than a
crafted frank. And while peach relish might be good on lots of
things, it isn't on a hot dog. Call me Nashville. I'll help you
design a dog worthy of your fantabulous ballpark.
Nashville
is a vacation destination. Make sure you plan yours with a Sounds
schedule in hand, you don't want to visit Music City without seeing a
game. Just get a hamburger while you are there.
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