Hot Dog Alert #3

When you love dogs like I do, you want to call the SPCA when someone disses the dog. I actually did this. Seems the SPCA is only interested in real, live dogs; not hot dogs. 

You can imagine my horror when the news out of Kansas City surfaced that, on dollar dog night, there were some abused puppies being served up. I actually liked the hot dog I had there last year and gave them high ratings. But as the pictures taken by fans shown clearly show, something was amiss at Kauffman Stadium.

The Royals are investigating, but look for your own independent report from your intrepid hot dog explorer in May. I WILL get to the bottom of this.